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The most hilarious story that I have seen as of late is that Jessica Simpson was in a meeting with a bunch suits when she let a giant fart go. The meeting she was having had to do with her new denim line.

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider.

This chick has no scruples in my opinion. Jesus man if you are farting then you probably has to go take a poop. Unless Jessica likes the smell of her own farts there is no reason for her to do this. I wonder if she was wearing her new denim and whether or not they kept the smell in. If they did then I think they will sell famously.

Source (US Magazine)

“Dancing With The Stars” is one of my favorite shows to watch with my wife. It’s a show we both like and get into. There is one thing about the show that bothers me a lot and that is Samantha Harris. Man she is annoying as hell. Her smile is too big and she is nowhere near funny about anything. There was this time when she had a baby and Drew Lachey stepped in to do her job. I thought at that time the show flowed so much better. He was way funnier than Samantha in almost every aspect of the show. So you can see that I am delighted to report Samantha Harris will not be back on the show for the tenth season this March. In trying to figure out who will replace her I can think of one person who is available. Paula Abdul is not doing anything of real importance lately and it has been reported that she was offered one million dollars recently to do something with “Dancing With The Stars”. What she is slated to do has not been revealed but it fits if you ask me. Guess we will have to wait until March to see. I know I will be there. How about you?

Source (People)

Here we have Kristin Cavallari at the premiere of the movie “When In Rome”. Not sure what to say about these pictures. I mean she has some really nice legs but she is excessively skinny and her make-up and hair are pretty atrocious. Even the little pink dress she is wearing isn’t that appealing. In all honesty, and I say this with all due respect, the cutest thing in these pictures is that little yellow care behind her.

This morning I woke wondering how the day was going to go. Was I going to get a lot of fugly pictures or was I gonna get really hot bikini pics. The gods have answered and I got my wish of hot bikini pics. Here we have Doutzen Kroes at the beach in a teal colored bikini. There really isn’t much to say about these pics because Doutzen Kroes is perfection. So stop reading and flip through the pics.

Jennifer Lopez is set to star in an episode of the hit show “How I Met Your Mother”. Even though I don’t watch the show I think it may be imperative that I tune into this episode that will air in March. In this episode Jennifer Lopez will play the character Anita Appleby who is some kind of self-help guru. Her goal in the episode is to help the character Barney stop womanizing every woman he meets. Is womanizing a problem?

The Superbowl is coming up on Feb 7, 2010 between the New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts. The game is expected to be one for the ages because these two teams both deserve to be there. To open the show Carrie Underwood is going to start us off with the National Anthem. Since we all know she can sing it will probably one of the best ever. Personally I want the Saints to win but really I wanted the Jets and the Vikings to make the Superbowl. It’s a good thing I did not place any bets on the winners of the Conference Championships because I would have lost a lot of money. At any rate the show should be fun to watch.

• Kim Kardashian Tweets Hot Swimsuit Photos – Pretty Hot and Sexy
• Miranda Kerr another GQ photos – Pretty Hot and Sexy Dot SK
• The Lupe Fuentes “G-Rated” Strip Show… – The Beer Goggler
• Rosie Huntington Whiteley in a bikini will make your eyeballs pop out – MenTag
• Doutzen Kroes is modeling – The Blemish
• Sophie Monk’s Nipples Cry for Attention of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
• Britney Spears still hates bras and other news – The Superficial
• Vanessa Hudgens Is a Carpet Muncher – F-Listed
• Coco Loves Ice-T’s Stroke! – Heyman Hustle
• AnnaLynne McCord Shows Her Nipples For Haiti – CelebJihad
• The Kardashian No One Cares About Got Photoshopped – Litely Salted
• Brooke Hogan Unretouched Bikini Body Picture – Amy Grindhouse
• JESSICA ALBA GIVETH, THEN TAKETH AWAY, HER BUTT – CelebNewsWire
• Hayden Panettiere Ruins A See Through Moment – Hollywood Tuna

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Here is Hayden Panettiere looking really cute now that she is all grown up. For about seconds I was curious as to what else she has been in and I was totally shocked. The movie “Remember the Titans” is one of my favorite movies and I had no idea she was the little girl in it. Damn I am getting old!